Danish Bordellos

Today's Hottest Bordellos Are In Denmark

If You Have $500 You Can Meet 'Fancy Lady'

These Welsh Ponies Are half the size of a full horse

What Is The Draw Here? You can spend a night in a top hotel with a young lady for $500, so why go to an a farmer's bordello? These are actual sex trips where a group of tourists show up.

Norwegian Animal bordellos An International Draw Denmark's animal bordellos reportedly draw international clients. Here a Danish animal owner offers his horse to a Danish journalist claiming to be interested in animal sex. Danes See No Problem Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer. On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities. The bordello owners claim many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170). Legal gray area The Norwegian chief for animal welfare, Torunn Knævelsrud, could not rule out that such a bordello could be legal here as well. As long as the animals are well feed, we don't interfere. New legislation? Religious leaders want a Norwegian Animal Protection Act where sexual intercourse with animals must be forbidden. Operator Says His Clients Come From Israel, Norway, New York Sven Jy Sloot says he gets Germans, Dutchmen, Swedes and Norwegians who visit the Danish bordellos. There are even web sites devoted to Norway bestiality. A farmer who sells animal sex said he is extremely surprised that foreigners are ready to travel so far for it. "But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country," a horse owner from Nord-Jylland told the newspaper. All Kinds Of Clients Some like it rough and dirty. Throw them in pen of with a sows and they are in paradise. Another man dresses up in a classy riding outfit, and loves mounting a pony.

Drugs Are A Major Part Of It The bordello owners admit to 'enhancing the pony's libidos' with a good shot. Naturally the clients are whacked out on ecstasy, and Viagra. article

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A Nation of Pigs?

While Danes may be very nice looking, they really sound quite awful when they speak. This is because Danish is a very primitive language, like Norwegian, but the Danes have preserved all the animal-like guttural grunts and burp sounds of the Vikings. It is not unfair to say that Danish does not sound very nice.

But not all the grunts and burps one hears in Denmark are coming from the people. There are five times as many pigs in Denmark as people. Imagine that.